Smurfy Sailor's Opinions
***This page is still in progress, so please pardon my dust as I am in the process of building it***
Here you can read and learn more about me. Since my best online friend, Sada, has very similar opinions on many things as I do, I figured it would be good for me to link to all of her topics of discussion and to say in what ways I agree, and in some cases disagree with what she is saying in her articles. I am currently using the same layout that she made for her webpage, at some point I may change it so its not exactly the same as hers. Also when I have more time, I am hoping to add some of my own original articles on topics that she has not covered on her own. Some of these topics and opinions of mine you are likely to disagree with me on and maybe even hate me for. Do this if you must, but please read why I feel the way I do before cutting my throat over it. If you don't have an open mind why are you even wasting your time to read this at all? I hope you will find what I say to be insightful and maybe even change the way you think about something. I welcome any unbiased comments you may have on anything that I am saying. Enjoy!
ideas:
CHANGE is for people who DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE.
ETHNIC PRIDE is for people who are RACIST.
HOT PLACES are for people who LIKE HOT WEATHER.
MEDICINE is for people who believe in PLACEBO.
MODESTY is for people who are DISHONEST.
NATIONAL TRADITIONS are for people who only want to celebrate on HOLIDAYS.
NATIONALISM is for people who are BIASED.
RELIGION is for people who can't face REALITY.
SPECIAL EDUCATION is for people who should've been ABORTED.
appearance:
ARITIFICIAL TANNING is for people who can't get a REAL TAN.
BREAST IMPLANTS are for people who want BIG UDDERS.
CONTACTS are for people who are afraid of being called NERD.
FAKE NAILS are for people who have UGLY NAILS.
HIGH HEELS are for people who are SHORT.
MAKE-UP is for people who want to hide their UGLY FACE.
PERFUME is for people who STINK.
PIERCINGS are for people who would shoot themselves for ATTENTION.
STYLE is for people who don't know what they really LIKE.
TATTOOS are for people who would cut themselves for a BIRTH MARK.
media:
CELL PHONES are for people who are IMPATIENT.
CYBERING is for people who can't GET ANY in the REAL WORLD.
GAMES are for people who are LOSERS.
GUNS are for people who are WEAK.
MODERN ANIMATION is for people who are LAZY and CHEAP.
MODERN ART is for people who don't appreciate QUALITY.
PORN is for people who are hungry for SEXISM.
TALKSHOWS are for people who enjoy watching the drama of IGNORANT PEOPLE LIKE THEMSELVES.
TECHNOLOGY is for people who can't SURVIVE.
music:
CONCERTS are for people who care about the SINGER more than the MUSIC.
CONTEMPORARY MUSIC is for people who have never heard GOOD MUSIC.
RAP is for people who can't SING.
REMAKES are for people who have no IMAGINATION.
social:
BOREDOM is for people who HAVE NO LIFE.
CLIQUES are for people who can't BE THEMSELVES.
COFFEE is for people who can't stay AWAKE or feel GROWN UP without a DRUG.
CUSS WORDS are for people who have no VOCABULARY.
DATING is for people who aren't FRIENDS BEFORE LOVERS.
DRUGS are for people who are UNHAPPY WITH THEIR LIFE.
FRIENDS are for people who can't make it ALONE.
INSULTS are for people who have run out of ways to ARGUE.
MARRIAGE is for people who need to spend money in order to make a COMMITMENT.
SEX is for people who don't know how to MAKE LOVE.
SPEEDING is for people who are SELFISH and INCONSIDERATE.
PARTIES are for people who have NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO.
CONFORMING is for people who CAN'T THINK FOR THEMSELVES.
HUMANS are HYPOCRITES.
I won't CONFORM.
Other things I'm against:
Cars
American Humor
Anarchy
Buying Antiques
Condescending to Children
Corruption of Children
Cursive
Downloading Anime
Dub Dissing
Googling It
PEGs (Punks/Emos/Gothics)
PMS Jokes
Public School
Netspeak Abuse
Protesting War
Protecting Your Country
FAQ (People asking questions that don't matter)
Queer Boys
Is there anything I'm for?
Abortion
Death Penalty
EOHR (End Of the Human Race)
Foamy
Gospel According to Larry
Matronyms
My Religion, Aignosticism
My Utopia, Ai no Wakusei
Single status
Suicide
Indigo is Love.
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